Q: Can I travel to the future?
A: No, the paradox committee has strict guidelines. You're not allowed to disrupt the space-time continuum with your meddling.
Q: What's the deal with the chicken nuggets in ancient Egypt?
A: That's just a side effect of the chrono-displaced pizza delivery guy.
Q: Can I travel with my pet cat?
A: Sure, as long as it's a cat from the 90s with a mullet.
Q: Will I experience time dilation effects?
A: Only if you're trying to get to the last page of this FAQ.
Don't forget to tip your local time traveler!